Things Mum and I have been contemplating today:
Where do gulls roost if they are inland?
How far can a gull travel in one day's flight?
Since we are currently about as far away from the sea as one can get in the UK, could a gull get from Oxfordshire to the coast in one day under its own power?
Why do you never find copies of "Ultimate Carp"* magazine in waiting rooms?
Why do I always get hungry at the hospital even though Dad's appointment is less than 90 minutes after my breakfast?
* Please feel free to sustitute the title of any other publication that is not full of skinny C list celebs...